yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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