I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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