i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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