O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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