So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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