32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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