Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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