He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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