I want to walk on stilts...naked
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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