So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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