And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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