i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
