Cold hands, warm shart.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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