Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i believe in u and ur pee
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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