do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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