i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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