chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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