If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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