i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Dear god my vagina.
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