Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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