I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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