your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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