it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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