**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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