Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
