Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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