Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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