Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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