You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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