There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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