i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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