It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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