covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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