with your own penis?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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