that's an acceptable place to lick
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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