There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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