is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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