your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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