you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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