At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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