I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
