I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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