I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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