Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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