who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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