A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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