Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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