id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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