Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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