I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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