did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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