The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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