so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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