that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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